During a particularly intense twisting pose designed to "detoxify the organs," Jessica lost control.
The toilet unleashed a ferocious, jet-engine-powered vacuum flush directly beneath him. The sudden blast of cold, pressurized mist and roaring sound startled Kevin so badly that he literally launched himself into the air.
Mark from Ohio shared a story that straddles the line between tragedy and vigilante justice. He was stuck on a customer service call with a cable company. After 40 minutes of hold music, he was desperate. He told the operator, "Please, just put me on hold for two more minutes, I'll be right back."
Kevin was using the restroom at a high-end airport lounge. The stalls featured ultra-modern, highly sensitive automatic motion-sensor toilets. Kevin, who is incredibly ticklish and easily startled, sat down to do his business.
Kevin dropped the clicker, walked off the stage, and went straight to the bathroom. Surprisingly, the company won the contract. The executives thought Kevin’s bizarre exit was a brilliant, avant-garde power move to highlight the urgency of the market. 5. The Dog Walker's Dilemma
I didn't finish. I didn't zip. I just turned and ran toward the parking lot. I spent the rest of the night sitting in my car with the doors locked, watching the party through the windshield like a disgraced ghost.
Then, he saw it: a 24-hour drive-thru ATM lane enclosed by a brick wall. It offered total privacy from the street.
Unable to stop mid-stream, Mark did the only logical thing a panicked human could do: he stared directly into the camera lens, gave a polite nod, and held up his debit card as if to say, "Just making a deposit, folks." 2. The High-Stakes Hide-and-Seek
Now locked in a battle of wits with an inanimate object, David tried to hover. He reached into his pocket to grab a piece of toilet paper to cover the sensor eye. As he leaned over, his expensive smartphone slipped out of his pocket. It slid directly toward the bowl.
While we laugh at the mishaps, there is actual science behind the "go."