Succubus — Pandemic Tutorial Spicy Pumpkin Top //free\\

Do not machine wash. Do not dry clean. To clean:

The "Top" must be a top . Do not make it a full-length shirt. If you cover your navel, the gourd magic cannot vent. The heat builds up inside your ribcage. Survivors report spontaneous coughing fits of pumpkin seeds. This is called the "Pumpkin Pop." It is survivable, but embarrassing. succubus pandemic tutorial spicy pumpkin top

Excellent question, hypothetical reader. The succubus pandemic targets the heart and solar plexus chakras—both located in the upper torso. A full-body barrier would block all astral contact, yes, but it would also prevent positive energetic exchanges, leaving the wearer emotionally isolated (and thus more vulnerable to loneliness-based infection). Do not machine wash

Before wearing the Spicy Pumpkin Top for the first time, you must activate it. This is not optional. Put the dry top on (it will feel stiff and smell like burning autumn). Stand before a mirror and recite: Do not make it a full-length shirt

(or a friend) in plastic wrap and duct tape to create a custom bodice clone.

A thus becomes a mobile, wearable, or throwable area-of-effect weapon.

Using needle and thread, stitch the copper spiral onto the outside of the fabric, directly over the heart area. The wire should not touch your skin; the fabric acts as an insulator. This spiral creates a “Faraday cage for astral parasites.”